Because I want to.

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tinderventure:

My best pun so far

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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silverstrike:

screengeniuz:
tomakeitbeautifultolive:
Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!
Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.
Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.
What the fuck do you mean “was”???

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laughingfish:

laughingfish:
First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)
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rosyish:

dilfgod:
dilfgod:
people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”
Not all heroes wear capes

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sixpenceee:

Love rainy days

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sixpenceee:

Wait for her to come!
This massive bird is a Stellars Sea eagle. They live in Alaska, Northwestern Canada, and Japan and are the largest eagles in the world. (Source)